Made me nostalge for the time this first came out. Which in turn made me nostalge for FFV. I give this Nostalgeception/10. And now, I'ma go play FFV.

not a bad message, but I disagree with it nevertheless- you don't get a second chance like that.

okay fine so most of the jokes weren't funny, but there were some pretty damn clever ones here and there too, like the Dr. Who sequence, the fast-forwarding memory bit, the not being able to get into the animus... and it's always fun to make fun of Lucy. plus the voice acting and the animation was good. so yeah. too bad about you not finishing it.

would be nice to have a faster orgasmometer, or whatever it was called.

great, but uses up a lot of resources. this is another one of those games that "lag" like the dickens.

Unplayable. The game lags a lot whenever the camera moves. It seems like a decent game but I can't play or rate it until you fix that.